Mice Tea: Oops! All Gyarus!

The fans have spoken, and we've heard you loud and clear: Mice Tea simply did not contain enough gyarus.
This very special April Fools scenario aims to correct that mistake. Jam packed with as much gyaru goodness as we could muster, with guest illustrations from
Popcore
,
blackshirtboy
,
NotZackForWork
,
CupcakeCarly
,
ComicTF
,
Ayvie
, and
Cavitees
, and guest audio by
Raina the Mouse,
there's a lot to enjoy.
One year after opening Barlow's Books and Bistro, the gang decide to celebrate with a custom concoction of tea and sparkly, glamorous liqueur. Surely, nothing could possibly go wrong. In fact, with Maggie and Portia finally existing in the same timeline, how could things go any way other than totes fab?