Brand Spanking New
by opiter09 · developer page
A lightly erotic rhythm game
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- itch https://opiter09.itch.io/brand-spanking-new v1.0 download for windows,download for linux
About this game
A lightly erotic rhythm game by Opiter Emptorius Academicus
[This game is intended for adults only, and everyone depicted in it is similarly over 18.]
This exists because one day I thought of the idea of a spanking-themed rhythm game, and couldn't find any on itch.io despite the premise being so logical, so I made my own. I'm sure there was some Flash game like this before or something, but that's not really the point, this is mine.
Anyway, so yeah, it's a simple rhythm game, some notes appear and you have to hit them in time, while also alternating between the Left and Right cheeks to avoid hurting the poor person too much. If you do that (as represented by one of the bars filling up), the game immediately ends.
As for music, this only comes packaged with three songs, because I'm going to be honest, a lot of the royalty-free stuff I could find doesn't work too well with this simple system, you just end up mashing the whole time. However, the reason I phrased it like that is that this game can work with ANY song, as long as it's a MIDI file (.mid), and insde of the "songs" folder.
Related to that, there are some variables that you might want to tune for each individual song, because I based the numbers on the included "Lyric Pieces No. 2 - Valse". As such, in addition to the general "config.txt" file, if you make a copy of it in the "songs" folder and rename it to match one of the MIDIs, you can then change the values for only that song. Ideally people would like pass these config files around or something, that would be nice.
Finally, for the credits, see the file "Credits.txt".
P.S.: Sorry about the stick figures, I have absolutely no artistic ability. If you would like to contribute your own art though, please let me know!
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