Cover art for A Bad Hare Day, an adult visual novel by Moses Sola-Oke

A Bad Hare Day

Educational

by Moses Sola-Oke · developer page

Stop rabbit reproduction in this chaotic, adult-themed arcade game

STOP BUNNIES from having BABIES!

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Stop rabbit reproduction in this chaotic, adult-themed arcade game

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A Bad Hare Day is Moses Sola-Oke's deliberately absurdist take on arcade action, built in Construct 2. The premise is straightforward and deliberately ridiculous: prevent bunnies from mating while the screen fills with increasingly frantic activity. It's the kind of game that wears its irreverence as a badge of honor, leaning into crude humor and explicit themes without pretense.

Gameplay centers on a drag-based mechanic that feels responsive and intuitive—the developer emphasizes a "super fluid drag system" as a core feature, and it shows. You'll interact with the game world primarily through dragging objects and bunnies around the screen to disrupt their reproductive ambitions. Magic carrots serve as your scoring mechanism, rewarding quick thinking and spatial awareness. The endless structure means there's no narrative arc to follow, just escalating difficulty and chaos as waves of bunnies keep appearing.

The adult content here is thematic and comedic rather than voyeuristic; the game's humor relies on irreverent subject matter and crude presentation. The 2D visuals are functional and match the deliberately lowbrow aesthetic. At its core, A Bad Hare Day is a score-chasing arcade experience with a juvenile sense of humor and explicit themes that some will find liberating and others will find exhausting.

Expect a short, pick-up-and-play experience rather than a narrative-heavy title. The game succeeds at what it sets out to do: deliver mindless, crude entertainment wrapped in a simple mechanical loop.

Pros

  • Responsive drag mechanics feel snappy and intuitive
  • Shameless commitment to absurdist humor
  • Quick sessions suit arcade-style play sessions
  • Explicit adult themes handled with comedic tone rather than pretense
  • Endless structure provides replayability for score-chasers

Cons

  • Humor won't resonate with players seeking subtlety or sophistication
  • Likely very short play sessions before fatigue sets in
  • Limited mechanical depth beyond the core drag interaction
  • Minimal narrative or character development
Recommended for: Players who enjoy crude arcade games and absurdist humor, and those comfortable with explicit sexual themes presented in a comedic context. Best suited for short bursts of mindless, score-chasing fun.
Skip if: Anyone seeking narrative depth, refined adult storytelling, or comedy that relies on intelligence rather than shock value.
Similar taste: If you enjoy deliberately crude arcade experiences like Genital Jousting or early adult Flash games that prioritize mechanics over narrative, this captures that same spirit of irreverent simplicity.

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Educational
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Moses Sola-Oke
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